tChing

 

Gräfenberg spot on.

 

Typo of Note: persona life

 

I am wor(l)d weary

 

New Words for New Times™: Heisenberg uncertainty behavior — the way people change when you look at them.

 

New word for New Times ™:
antractive
[a cold off-putting beauty. A combination of attractive and Antarctic.]

 

.. at some point, the endorkins kick in

 

Jesusiffic

 

Bull-shit / bull-sweet

 

New word: wowman

 

Neologism: neo-paleo

 

. . . the symbilical chord.

 

Wemen like women.

 

wowman

 

significandy

 

Of course I am proud to be an American. I am ashamed to be an American as well.

 

Useful pop-words: philosobabble, pop-philosophy

 

thinkink

 

The ego is relentless, and vigilant. Even being normal, it congratulates itself upon so being.

 

twitterosophy

 

mentor / de-mentor

 

A Snappy Comeback: .You have a nice day!

 

F2F - fun to fuck

 

pruining

 

relaxed fit | up-tight fit

 

Survivewalk

 

Funshine

 

New Acronyms for New Times®: DHM don't hit me (used instead of a Smiley or LOL)

 

New Acronyms for New Times®: SIIOYA Sorry if I offended you, asshole!

 

New Acronyms for New Times®: IWSTTYF(BINT!) I wouldn't say that to your face (because it's not true)

 

missense

 

New Useless Word®: a chimputer

 

A Useful Meaningless Concept™: PG porn

 

Since most high schoolers are afraid of gay people, a good name for a high school sports team that would put fear into the hearts of the opposing team, would be The Gayrods.

 

A modern form of intelligence could be called clicktelligence.

 

New words for new times®: the pontifuckator

 

New Words for New Times®: shitistics

 

A Less than Useful Phrase (LTUPs): You call that a shit!

 

I seek youtopia.

 

New Word for New Times™: pontiphorisms

 

A cool-ish name: Proliffany

 

Compare: paper dolls, paper profit, paperwork

 

New Words for New Times™: "No can fuck..."

 

nubile /oldbile

 

Fail-your / fail-mine

 

I am not sure I actually exits. I am an a-me-ist.

 

Philosophers: free range scholars.

 

"All right, let's fuck it!"

 

workless / worthless.

 

exploratalking

 

What is the proper feminine form of "lout"? Loutessa? Loutette? Lady Lout?

 

dinglebat

 

Inappropriate uses of the word inappropriate: inappropriately real inappropriately genuine inappropriately kind inappropriately insightful inappropriately appropriate

 

Another new name: Persiffany

 

I impatiate.

 

A new term for counselors and therapists: soul coach

 

New near-edgy insult: You dinglehead!!

 

Driving in a winter wonder(if-I'll-die)land.

 

A snappy comeback: Let's examine your zipper!

 

mindipulation

 

symptomania

 

Expecting Academic Philosophy to provide us with a philosophy is like expecting Dance Dance Revolution to give us a revolution.

 

They say (with mystic overtones) the Eskimo has ten words for snow. They forget that we have ten words for digital camera memory.

 

"I would never say that to your face... because it isn't true."

 

You cannot take the "lie" out of "believe."

 

If they don't understand your argument, you haven't made your argument.

 

A small university is a puniversity.

 

New Words for New Times™: intimidatia

 

Let's keep the penis in happiness.

 

A Not-all-that Useful Phrase: Habitart for Humanity

 

dressed for sex-excess

 

If sex were a drug, the government would have banned it by now.

 

Why are people (at the airport) reading crap? Crap is interesting.

 

I got zero-tolerance for zero-tolerance.

 

myth-illogical beings

 

New fun phrase: abso-fuckin'-silly

 

Socratease

 

I want to live in mytopia.

 

carefreedom

 

A New Hipper than Hip™ term: He's "rockin' a onesie"

 

It's time to discover a new continent, a New America. It's time to create a New New Jersey.

 

What is the appropriate word for people who have too many kids?

 

an explosion of understanding: a grokatoa.

 

Someone, sometwo (somany)

 

I am in the Zone — I am cerebriated

 

stupid words for stupid times™: inturdesting

 

laugh-out-loud intelligent

 

New phrases for new times™: "...but I triviate."

 

New phrases for new times™: "I am as happy as Hell."

 

the unsound bite.

 

"Don't give me a soft time."

 

New Phrases for the New Man™: "I'm not going to worry my pretty little dick about it."

 

answerstors

 

high-bandwish

 

The opposite of The Dark Side? The Sunny Side

 

taking the balls by the horn.

 

We should not use the word "mankind." Instead we should use the word "manunkind."

 

New Curse-word: fuckadoodle!

 

amusement drugs

 

Less than useful phrases: "To gay or not to gay."

 

Your jokes are laughable!

 

"We're bending over and we're talking it like men."

 

a new orifices: your nuthole

 

faith-based violence | faith based intolerance | faith-based terrorism

 

What was the pre-computer word for multitasking?

 

Death Vader

 

eworlding.

 

the fantasy of the moment — the Zeit-mirage.

 

Interneat!

 

What is a non-pejorative, value free word for pornography? What about VTSN: visual taboos of a sexual nature?

 

American't

 

North Amiracle

 

"That is so old age."

 

bureaucrazy

 

Happeness

 

suggestures

 

A whore's shoe is good luck.

 

MOFO: Museum of Fine Objects

 

malapriapism

 

mindfelt words

 

Sinéad O'Connor : Skinhéad O'Connor

 

"Am I the only one here pretending to work?"

 

You say tomorrow, and I say tomorrow. (Let's call the whole thing off.)

 

It should be spelled: freeeedom!

 

Human(un)kind

 

food for anxiety.

 

Some people believe that most slang comes from young, inner city kids. Not always. Tonight [January 26, 2004] I invent the phrase: "That is so fuck!"

 

something had gone terribly right

 

after having had three wives, I am finally "spousebroken."

 

the Germans have a word for it: "pig-dog!"

 

Platonic sex

 

In your clit of clits

 

I love the name Shakespeare. Maybe I should call myself Wavegun.

 

Maybe people would like winter more if we changed the name of snow to syes.

 

A useful word: exuxoriphobia.