the award-whining blog...
Hold on. It will come to me...
she nanigans
quittin' just ain't my stick
losing perspective
bullshit wisdom
a sky full of moons
a little fake happiness
toiling away in deloozhistan
living daylight
something is happening
(I don't know what it is.)
leaps of reason
angry laughter
another flying fuck at the rolling donut
i've been with the professors and they don't like my looks
pigeon-hole this!
inappropriately insightful
attempts in enlightenment
I am in motion / I am in play.
blogging on the way to Inisfree
whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day...
taking off the tags
dude...
adjusting the vibrator
in my fortress of solitude
tards of flow
hypnoticed
there will be embers
(I'm barely) taking care of ECT
perhapsodie
let's not be el stubborn.
the grunty bunts.
how very perspicacious (of me)
manqé man
I can help whoever is next
the necessary panache
the conceptual sperm on my laptop
packets of perception
text this
up your game
perhapsio
(here we go) lupa-da-lupa
worry. be happy.
rockin' a onesie
closet messiah
howlin' human
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entertaining propositions
pro-fun-ditties
seeking intellignet conversation
fake significance
old grandada
driving on black ice
when you think about it...
holiness? or assholiness?
profoundly cute
slow snap judgments
one man fad
pleasure pressure
intellectual clicky shoes
intellectual booty
my ass is bad
whuptupitude
a one-man jazz band
a willing victim
tell me a satori
loving off the land
off the wall
IKEA IDEA
the tip of the iceberg
bitter butter
a false false positive
behind open doors
a ratiocinatory experience
issues of concern
please let it all hang out
visiting the gap
chalking it up
giving a puff
alpha alfalfa
the think thank
what we cannot blog about, we must pass over in silence
gym gum
clues for the clueless
one pantleg, way up
I am being held prisoner in my own life
Frohliger Wissenschaft
closing the doors of perception
one man's one-man-jihad
suggestures
the medication is in the mail
erartic
operating heavy machinery on cold medication
enjoying my prescription drugs
fashionably tardy
trying to live outside the box
am i the only one here pretending to think?
the think tank
the snap judge
them themes
snappy prejudices
the unmasked ball
that's one way to look at me
The Institute of Figuring Things Out
suckretions
am i the only one here pretending to work?
testing positive
chewy langouste
hair solons
my fire-fangled feathers dangle down
sweating the small stuff
going, going, gong
my fogs, my amphetamines, and my pearls
but I break just like a little girl
you see I've got my brand new leopard skin pill-box hat
I've sure got a lot of gall,
to be so useless and all...
a momentary hallucination
phenomenology
the spent salmon
I am a tourist of truth
I am a tourist of truth
food for anxiety
internette
the voice of the pontiff
making a fuss
working on my material
viciouns
a mean motor-scooter, a bad go-getter
a little of me goes a long way
attempted insight
from a certain angle
truffles of truth
it's a meme old world
private wisdom
the theater of desire
ones and zeroes
non-pneumatic charms
meme-old meme-old
we are all posers
odd man out and about
fuckette
rubbing you the right way
same-new, same-new
playing the impotence card
a fact on the ground
sissyphus
something had gone terribly right
unnaturally blonde
thinkin' on a fake IQ
... when you are coming, I place a lead crystal bowl on the credenza in my entrance hall, fill it with tinted water and float scented votive candles on the surface to lend a sense of graciousness ...
twaddle
my milkshakes brings the boys to the yard
ultra-bytes of insight
the mighty pipe organ
no life insurance
while bongos play
courageous loser
my inner wonderfulness
intellectual emotions
the big blue urinal cake of life
delivering the afterbirth
whatever
the noise and bother of everyday life
Polish polish
programmed to beat you
you remind me of what's-his-name
your attempt to communicate to me is very important to me
overstanding
inevented
i'd rather be fucking
pimping myself
representing? or fronting?
a very powful tool
overnoticing
data scratching
a victim of education
unfortunate tattoos
cutisms
living the illusion
workwright, playwright
i piss on your farts
technology giveth and technology taketh away
an acquired taste
half-aware? or half-unaware?
Vuja Dave
deeply shallow
pretty dope shit
libido? indeedo!
crap circles
what are you doing after the orgy?
the flaming penis
off my meds
the inner smirk
bad whore
the shabby peacock
"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
everyone is wearing falsies
who is the patron saint of sex?
the deserted bistro
here the fuck are we
somedave
so too bad
sharing a romantic moment with myself
The river flows in the other direction
Arghh! Fucking arghh!
the omen came and the omen went
abso-frickin'-frakkin'-lutely
negative ergonomics
girls run funny
the visible made risible
it is to laugh
you think with lies
blab brag blog
sins of emission
warm fun
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Kalahari calamari
buffer overflow
making myself interesting to myself
resting in my traces
I am the blog man - koo koo koo choo
exercise recklessness
wendings
everything points to nothing
the cross in the cleavage
bimbo wanna-be
not meeting analysts expectations
couldn't-care-lessness
the trappings of permanence
putting the petals on my mettle
flounces of understanding
fuck!! (oops, I mean) shit!
I will keep giving you the test until you fail
pretending to be me
aglow in nowhere
wet thighs on the naugahyde
boldfaced lies
weeping on the road to happiness
(or vice-versa)
raising the inner eyebrow
a sputtering votive candle
a shitty shit
inappropriate touches
exightenment
staring at my cleavage
You have [one] new message:
unkempt
monkey isness
the fucking f-word
ancient candy
vaseline on the lens
trenching/retrenching
surweaving
difficult candy
hapax legomena
interrobangs
missing the big picture
brain mange
the varnished truth
dégagé
writes of passage
an orgy of one
passing wisdom
speech gestures
hopeful delusions
bullshit lies
performing an illegal operation
irritating fun
contaminated evidence
nuisances? nuances?
look! inside my navel! is that another navel?
don't believe everything you think
living my life away
this blog is really written for the people who don't read it
just my brain talking
oops, there goes my shirt on top of my head
look at me hard
insignificant other
spoiling the mood
running in the halls
a part apart
the unblogged life is not worth living
a few pathetic delusions
{the euphemism for motherfucker}
dishabille
a kinder, gentler me
between the clueless and the clue
making myself interesting
it's my lies and I can blog what I want
overstimulated, unilluminated
my peccable life
underclocked
bitter lessons
magic happiness
i was sure that this whole thing had a point. funny how it doesn't
Kant's pants
digital baubles
posing as nude
a casual pose
a failure to communicate
another other
a celebrity in my own mind
papal bull
i can do it if I put my back into it
if you're tired of the Internet you're tired of life
odd man out
posh and bother
a third eye for a third eye
instant food for thought
the wisdom of the moment
apartment / togetherment
arty, fecal, intelligence
forgive me this day
my heart is blogging, blogging
driving on the skinny spare tire
reinventing the square wheel
not too good to be true
being under the illusion
trying to understand the obvious
gilded pinecones
it seems to make sense at the time
apparent meanings
competing ambitions
the opposite of thank you is fuck you
these are my secret tattoos
only pretty lies
it's like an orgasm in your mouth
mental orgasms
bruises on my arms from bouncing off the walls
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